George Key

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The simplest human-butterfly that is George Key

The amazing George Key (no relation) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by parents Kirk and Hettie Key. Although rumours abound about George, the former winner of "most anxious smile award" has recently gone into hiding. On 4th July, 2003, George was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by agent Richard Randall, licking the dried remnants of food off someone else's comb.

Rejection letter after rejection letter later, and George turned a shabby career into one of posterity.

Lost and lonely, George is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.


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