George Montgomery

One of his first roles was as a lawyer. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, George is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".

Slightly dog-faced George Montgomery was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Maidstone, to parents Chad and Nancy Montgomery. On an auspicious day in 1982, George was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by midget-producer Michelle Villegas, hustling orphans on street corners. Though rejected out of hand by everyone, George showed the world that being this freaky ain't easy.

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I turned pro, but I don't earn any money	Next showing: on iTelevision, on 9th November 2025, 18:30