Gerardo Rollins

The very touchable human that is Gerardo Rollins

Although rumours abound about Gerardo, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" is becoming increasingly unwell, and less able to function in society. Though without the ability to read a map, or a professional haircut, Gerardo constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Slightly dog-faced Gerardo Rollins was raised by wonderful parents William and Dorothy Camden.

Currently unmarried, Gerardo is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. Back in 1965, Gerardo was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by hook-handed-agent Thomas Riggs while picking up litter as part of his parole terms.

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