Gracie Ruiz

Back in 1957, Gracie was first hired, while working close by on another production, by oft-hooded-director Rene Shepard, who correctly guessed the lottery numbers in four consecutive draws, until they actually entered it, when they subsequently lost. Actor Gracie Ruiz was born, died, and was re-born again in 1949, to sibling parents William and Roslyn Ruiz. Although rumours abound about Gracie, the former winner of "biggest gland" is becoming increasingly unwell, and less able to function in society. With one foot in the grave, Gracie is looking to the future to provide succour and support.

Gracie - a mistake if ever nature made one - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in no small part to her role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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