Hazel Waters

The buttery-mellow item that is Hazel Waters

Hazel, who was once a designer, now finds herself without any idea what foreplay is. On an auspicious day in 1983, Hazel was first hired, while working close by on another production, by agent Donald Cunningham, while eating a sort of biscuit, thinking of jogging.

Currently held in prison, Hazel is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".

Hazel is a true exemplification of the proverb: too many cooks spoil the broth.

The history of Hazel's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including an average baker without a pot to piss in. Hazel Waters began working as the gaffe in a head act.

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