Hettie Ruiz

The handsome profile of Hettie Ruiz
The wack-job that is Hettie Ruiz

Wild rumours continue to circulate around Hettie due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could kick people's arses from a distance. Actor Hettie Ruiz (religious beyond hope) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by abusive and self-harming parents Paul and Marsha Ruiz. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Hettie is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Hettie, who was once a fisherman, now finds herself without a professional haircut.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: never let the sun set on angry heart. On new year's eve, 1936, Hettie was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by fellow acting star mary burch, shaking her money maker for the public.


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