Ismael Garner

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: keep your mouth shut and your eyes open. On 4th July, 2006, Ismael was first employed, while working the streets, by midget-producer Jeremy Rollins, mincing with no regards for others' safety. Ismael hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an idiotic shop assistant.

Ismael - with one hand grossly larger than the other - now finds himself at the top of his game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.

Ismael Garner was raised by parents George and Alejandra Fort Worth.

Four prongs short of a fork, Ismael is looking for any way out of the current situation.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......

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