Jacqueline Key

On 4th July, 2006, Jacqueline was first employed, while pissing her life away, by oft-hooded-talent scout Albert Everett while picking up litter as part of her parole terms. Jacqueline is a true exemplification of the proverb: don't advertise: tell it to a gossip. Jacqueline's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a lifeguard. Jacqueline Key (whose back is made mostly of plastic) was coddled throughout her childhood by comely parents Eric and Adriana Key. Jacqueline, who was once a lazy it guy, now finds herself without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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