Jade Boyd

Rumours continue to circulate around Jade due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could instantly heal paper cuts. Jade Boyd was born at breakfast time in 1970, to abusive parents Robert and Suzanne Boyd.

Jade, who was once a musical baker, now finds herself without a permanent home.

On 4th July, 1997, Jade was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", director Thomas McPherson, eating her body weight in suspiciously log shaped chocolates. Married with two children, Jade is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.

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