On 4th July, 1978, Jean was discovered by funnyman director, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents. Lost and lonely, Jean is always on the lookout for slave labour.
The precocious Jean Duarte was conceived witless in Rotherham, to self-harming parents William and Maria Duarte. Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Jean is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: when a fox hears a rabbit screaming it comes running, but not to help. Although rumours abound about Jean, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" was last seen inhabiting small wells in order to frighten young children.
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