Jessie Murphy (who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" ) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate highly unattractive parents Paul and India Murphy. With one foot in the grave, Jessie is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.
Although rumours abound about Jessie, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" is becoming increasingly unwell, and less able to function in society. On 4th July, 2004, Jessie was first hired, while working close by on another production, by the producer Nathan leland ward Carney, drinking from a paper bag a matter that was later found to be a remedy for nocturnal cough.
Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: the meek shall inherit the earth. Untalented and broken, Jessie discovered that talent was not as necessary as he'd been led to believe.
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