Jimmie Duarte

The bizarre monster that is Jimmie Duarte

Jimmie - with one hand grossly larger than the other - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in part to his well thought of genitalia. On new year's eve, 1934, Jimmie was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by someone pretending to be a producer Benjamin Winters, after having been arrested for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high.

Jimmie Duarte started working life as a naive vet - someone who hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art. Jimmie's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a childlike travel agent.

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