Joaquin Lucero

Producer Joaquin Lucero was conceived in the year of Coventry, to idiotic parents Rudolph and Frances Lucero. Amusing rumours of future career possibilities as a drunk father plague Joaquin, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

In 1941, Joaquin was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by someone pretending to be a agent Joseph Garcia, licking something that looked like a naan, but wasn't, off someone else's comb. Rejected, dejected, and down-cast, Joaquin turned into one of history's most prolific wankers.

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