Jonas Colon

The precocious Jonas Colon was born at 00:55am, in 1905, to parents Rocky and Marissa Colon. On 4th July, 1920, Jonas was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by little known agent Rebecca Joseph, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents.

Jonas hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a capable carpenter and a lawyer. Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Jonas is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

Jonas spent the first few years of his life suffering from avoidant personality disorder.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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