Joseph Downs

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Smelling slightly of the remnants of a sandwich, Joseph turned into one of history's most prolific wankers. Joseph Downs was born on a portentous day in 1912, to attractive parents Walter and Caroline Downs. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: don't count your chickens before they hatch. Back in 1921, Joseph was first hired, while working close by on another production, by hook-handed-director Dewayne rickey Acevedo, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents. Joseph hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an inventive shop assistant and a designer.


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