Joseph Faulkner

Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Joseph is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world. Joseph hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an hot-headed factory worker. On 4th July, 2010, Joseph was head-hunted, while pissing his life away, by unfortunately bearded-talent scout Thomas McPherson, eating his body weight in the dried remnants of food. Rat-faced Joseph Faulkner (with one hand grossly larger than the other ) was raised by parents Dillon and Marguerite Faulkner.

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Torture and happiness	Next showing: on iTelevision, on 21st January 2025, 21:00