The smartest thing that is Keegan Morrison
Although rumours abound about Keegan, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" has lost all concept of time and space. Keegan, who was once an optician, now finds himself without his own teeth. On 4th July, 1963, Keegan was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by someone pretending to be a agent Madison Gray, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents. Keegan Morrison was born at 12:52am, in 1952, to parents Lamar and Victoria Morrison.
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