Kellie Knapp

The dish that is Kellie Knapp

Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Kellie constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible luvvies in the showbiz world. Back in 2009, Kellie was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by the director Homer Conway, eating her body weight in suspiciously log shaped chocolates.

Kellie hopes to shortly accept roles being a drunk gardener.

Kellie Knapp started her life as an above average pilot, beavering away in the background to discover who it was that voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power. Shortly after her first gender reassignment, Kellie is looking for any way out of the current situation.

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