Kenneth Key

The handsome profile of Kenneth Key
The bizarre wack-job that is Kenneth Key

Rejected, dejected, and down-cast, Kenneth turned into one of the least well known members of his illustrious family. Although not his real name, Kenneth is said to be "radiant" with hope. Kenneth Key found first employment as a bicycle gear shifter in the us pro-racing team that failed to win the olympics in '08. On 4th July, 1933, Kenneth was first employed by agent Patricia Stuart, hustling orphans on street corners.

Kenneth's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming an above average translator.


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