Kenny Chen

"the" Kenny Chen (one of seven equally famous siblings) was coddled throughout his childhood by parents Lemuel and Suzanne Chen. Four prongs short of a fork, Kenny is said to be "radiant" with hope.

Kenny spent the first few years of his career suffering from ankle latin. On 4th July, 1982, Kenny was head-hunted, while pissing his life away, by top-agent Sebastian Russell, after having been arrested for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high.

Kenny's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a designer.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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