Kylie Ali

Kylie Ali found first employment as the third wheel in a clown-car. On new year's eve, 2022, Kylie was first hired by oft-hooded-director Lois Key, trying to get donations for a fake charity.

Kylie, who was once a mother, now finds herself without the ability to read a map. Although rumours abound about Kylie, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" was last seen inhabiting small wells in order to frighten young children.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......

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