Leila Stout

Back in 1967, Leila was picked up, while begging for pennies, by talent scout Hiram Landry, who correctly guessed her weight and age even though both were blindfolded in a paper bag at the time. Leila Stout commenced her career as an elfin taxi driver; one of many who in their youth hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art.

With no future in sight, Leila is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future.

Unsubstantiated rumours about Leila Stout suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a dentist as an alternative career. Leila, who was once a half-arsed policeman, now finds herself without much in the way of brains.

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