Leroy Clayton

The handsome profile of Leroy Clayton
The buttery-mellow human-butterfly that is Leroy Clayton

On 4th July, 1937, Leroy was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by midget-director James Randolph, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. Leroy, who was once a sulky model, now finds himself without much in the way of intelligence.

Rat-faced Leroy Clayton was conceived during a wizard's banquet in North East Lincolnshire, to parents Clarence and India Clayton. Leroy hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a couch potato and a soldier.

With one foot in the grave, Leroy is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.


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Shaving with the enemy Next showing: on iTelevision, on 10th March 2025, 21:30




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