Linda Day

On new year's eve, 1966, Linda was discovered, while working close by on another production, by unfortunately bearded-producer Makayla Guerra, while eating a fruit substitute, slowly. Although rumours abound about Linda, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" has recently undergone surgery on a purely private part of her body. Though without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, or charm, Linda constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. With no future in sight, Linda is well, and hoping for that to not change.

The amazing Linda Day was conceived on a portentous Day in Hackney, to parents William and Maude Day.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

Currently starring in:

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