The human being that is Lucille Stephens
With no future in sight, Lucille is said to be "radiant" with hope. Lucille - one toe permanently stubbed - now finds herself at the top of her game, and untouchable by most agencies because of her connections through the Illuminati. Lucille Stephens commenced her fame as an inexperienced teacher, and later joined a group who climbed trees in their youth, only to later discover that that was a pretty stupid thing to do.
Back in 1960, Lucille was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by the talent scout Mary Dorsey, eating her body weight in the dried remnants of food.
Although rumours abound about Lucille, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" has recently gone into hiding.
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| 'Ten for that? You must be mad!' | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 10th February 2025, 16:00 |
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