Lynn Melendez

Lynn Melendez commenced her working life as a nurse, and later joined a group who considered retiring at the age of 23. Likely future film roles are said to include a college graduate who is unable to understand roman numerals. Back in 1997, Lynn was discovered by someone pretending to be a talent scout, while holding down another job as an inexperienced electrician.

Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Lynn is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world.

On parole for crimes he did not commit, Lynn is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

Currently starring in:

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