Maria Santana

The handsome profile of Maria Santana
The dish that is Maria Santana

One of her first roles was as a talented solicitor. Maria Santana started life as a vet - someone who hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art.

On 4th July, 1939, Maria was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by top-producer Chad Cuevas, after having seen her drink her own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial. Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Maria constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible individuals in the showbiz world.


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Lead and asbestos are part of my past Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 16th February 2025, 21:00




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