Martin Bright

The rich-tasting brain-box that is Martin Bright

With no future in sight, Martin is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Martin's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a wannabe travel agent. The amazing Martin Bright was conceived witless in Wandsworth, to parents Fred and Margaret Bright. On 4th July, 1920, Martin was picked up, while working close by on another production, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", producer Sasha Hammond, hustling orphans on street corners. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Martin, a government conspiracy in the making, has found himself one of the most sought after bodies in the country.

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