On 4th July, 2021, Mary was first employed by an ass of a talent scout Bridget Carson, who likes to make love thinking about a tortoise. Although rumours abound about Mary, the former winner of "biggest gland" recently declared herself unable to tie her own shoes.
Mary Bernard began working as a student, beavering away in the background to discover who it was that joined the flat-earth society as a joke. Shortly after her first gender reassignment, Mary is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world.
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| Blaster at your side | Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 6th February 2025, 18:00 |
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