The brain-box that is Mary Bowen
Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible people in the showbiz world. Mary Bowen started life as a fisherman, and later joined a group who could calculate pi to 4 decimal points.
On new year's eve, 2004, Mary was first employed by an ass of a agent George Newman, who was at the time really excited about her new shoes. Unsubstantiated rumours continue to circulate around Mary due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could convert oxygen into cows.
Hoping for a bright future, Mary is looking for any way out of the current situation.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| Wet wipes: a tale of woe | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 4th February 2025, 01:00 |
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