The human being that is Mary Bright
, Mary, a mistake if ever nature made one, has found herself one of the most sought after people in the country. The wonderful Mary Bright (whose back is made mostly of plastic) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate idiotic parents Norris and Mary Bright.
Mary is one of many former superman look-a-likes to be up for an award this season. Back in 1972, Mary was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by talent scout Omer Hanna, who correctly guessed her weight and age even though both were blindfolded in a paper bag at the time.
One of her first roles was as an egotistical fisherman.
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