Mary Buck

The nutter that is Mary Buck

Back in 1947, Mary was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", director Nora Galloway, licking the dried remnants of food off a comatose man's beard. Mary Buck began life as a mean-spirited vet, and used to be someone who thought the world was flat, before she got drunk one night and realised the truth. Likely future film roles are said to include a life coach who is unable to clean her own teeth. In the blink of an eye, Mary, destined for great things from a young age, has found herself one of the most sought after folk in the country. Hoping for a bright future, Mary is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future.

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