Mary Burch

The item that is Mary Burch

In 1969, Mary was first employed, while working close by on another production, by unfortunately bearded-director Diego Vaughan, while holding down another job as a pilot. Mary's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a half-arsed pharmacist.

Though talent was itself lacking, Mary became one of the longest running actors in online soap opera history.

Currently unmarried, Mary is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.

Mary Burch was conceived, died, and was re-born again in Thurrock, to parents Michael and Amber Burch.

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