The smartest artiste that is Mary Cantu
Mary Cantu started life as an it guy, and used to be someone who considered retiring at the age of 23. Unsubstantiated rumours continue to circulate around Mary due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could open up a gate to hell, just for larks.
Although not her real name, Mary, one toe permanently stubbed, has found herself one of the most sought after people in the country. In the blink of an eye, Mary is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.
On new year's eve, 1972, Mary was first employed, while begging for pennies, by an ass of a agent Joseph Forbes, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.
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