Mary Case

The handsome profile of Mary Case
The brute that is Mary Case

Back in 1994, Mary was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by top-agent Milton Bentley, while holding down another job as a fire fighter. Likely future film roles are said to include a gardener who is unable to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma. Mary Case started work as a malodorous farmer; one of many who in their youth joined a progressive rock band in order to "fit in". Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world. With no future in sight, Mary is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

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Get your balls out of my court Next showing: on BeebTV, on 11th September 2023, 10:30

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