Mary David

Mary David started work as a teacher, and later joined a group who thought it fun to abuse people on social media. With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.

Mary - a mistake if ever nature made one - now finds herself at the top of her game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.

Rumours about Mary David suggest that she will soon turn to becoming an intelligent window cleaner as an alternative career. On 4th July, 1979, Mary was discovered, while sleeping on the streets, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", agent Rebecca Joseph, prancing badly with no shoes.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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