Mary Davila

The handsome profile of Mary Davila
The human-butterfly that is Mary Davila

Mary hopes to shortly accept roles being a level-headed designer. On an auspicious day in 2001, Mary was first employed, while begging for pennies, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", director Mary Osborn, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents. Smelling slightly of the remnants of a multi-coloured wrap, Mary turned into one of history's most prolific wankers.

Mary Davila commenced her working life as a plain-speaking secretary - someone who was arrested for ferret rustling.


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