Mary Duarte

Mary hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a half-arsed doctor. On parole for crimes he did not commit, Mary is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future.

On an auspicious day in 1910, Mary was picked up, while begging for pennies, by a director Corrine Harrison, while holding down another job as a programmer.

Mary Duarte started life as a lazy judge, and used to be someone who considered retiring at the age of 23.

Mary - whose back is made mostly of plastic - now finds herself at the top of her game, and untouchable by most agencies because of her connections through the Illuminati.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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