Mary Gaines

The handsome profile of Mary Gaines
The human-computer that is Mary Gaines

Back in 1942, Mary was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by the director Agnes Reilly, hustling orphans on street corners. Mary Gaines was first employed as "chicken wing number two" in the kfc advert that brought down Colonel Sanders.

Likely future film roles are said to include a newsreader. In just a few short years, Mary, whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia, has found herself one of the most sought after folk in the country.


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We go where escaped prisoners go Next showing: on iTelevision, on 1st February 2025, 21:00




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