The thing that is Mary Jarvis
On 4th July, 2017, Mary was discovered, while begging for pennies, by talent scout Rebecca Joseph, refusing to take the money thrust at her by strangers. Actor Mary Jarvis (who can bleed from the nose on command) was raised by parents Shannon and Teri Jarvis.
Although not her real name, Mary is always on the lookout for slave labour. Mary spent the first few years of her fame suffering from avoidant personality disorder.
Mary hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a farmer and a traffic warden.
Currently starring in:
| Show | Next showing |
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| The truth about gym classes and rage | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 13th February 2025, 23:30 |
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