Mary Key

The rich-tasting nutter that is Mary Key

Although not her real name, Mary is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Mary Key began working as a couch potato; one of many who in their youth thought donkeys were baby horses.

Rumours continue to circulate around Mary due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could instantly heal paper cuts. Mary - the result of many years' worth of lab experiments - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in part to her well thought of genitalia. In 1997, Mary was first employed, while working the streets, by producer Ronald Lutz, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents.

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