The rich-tasting nutter that is Mary Marshall
Though without a permanent home, or charm, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. In 1973, Mary was head-hunted, while pissing her life away, by midget-fellow acting star carl kaiser, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.
Although rumours abound about Mary, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" has recently been interred inside dr malik's home for the clinically sane.
With one foot in the grave, Mary is looking into self-circumcision.
"the" Mary Marshall was conceived at breakfast time in Hull, to parents Daniel and Violet Marshall.
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