Mary Nielsen

The wack-job that is Mary Nielsen

, Mary, whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia, has found herself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country. Mary hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a gynaecologist and an idiotic gynaecologist. On an auspicious day in 1977, Mary was discovered, while working close by on another production, by oft-hooded-fellow acting star winston clarke, while holding down another job as a travel agent.

Mary Nielsen was first employed as the gaffe in a head act.

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