Mary Pitts

The handsome profile of Mary Pitts
The item that is Mary Pitts

On an auspicious day in 1997, Mary was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by a agent, who is one short DNA step away from being a narwhal. Mary Pitts (one toe permanently stubbed) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate idiotic parents Elliot and Mary Pitts.

Mary hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an astronomer and a travel agent.

Mary - originally born a different gender - now finds herself at the top of her game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet.


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