Mary Rollins

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: too many cooks spoil the broth. Hoping for a bright future, Mary is looking into self-circumcision. Rat-faced Mary Rollins was born at 02:19am, in 1968, to obese parents Robert and Jennifer Rollins. Though without any idea what foreplay is, or a permanent home, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

On 4th July, 1999, Mary was uncovered, while working the streets, by little known agent Rosa Cabrera, eating her body weight in suspiciously log shaped chocolates.

Mary hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an intelligent travel agent and an above average policeman.

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