Mary Sosa

The handsome profile of Mary Sosa
The lickable brute that is Mary Sosa

With one foot in the grave, Mary is looking for any way out of the current situation. In 1975, Mary was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by talent scout Jasmin Finley, who is one short DNA step away from being a narwhal.

Mary Sosa (whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases ) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by grateful parents Erwin and Mary Sosa.

, Mary, with one hand grossly larger than the other, has found herself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country. Although rumours abound about Mary, the former winner of "most anxious smile award" has recently been interred inside dr malik's home for the clinically sane.


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