Mary Spencer

Mary hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an inexperienced fisherman. Mary - with one hand grossly larger than the other - now finds herself at the top of her game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. Mary Spencer was raised by parents Wilbert and Michelle Memphis.

In 1962, Mary was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by hook-handed-director, trying to get donations for a fake charity.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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