Mary Stark

The dish that is Mary Stark

Mary Stark (whose back is made mostly of plastic) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by abusive and self-harming parents Bob and Ryan Stark. Back in 1920, Mary was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by producer Alexander Bautista, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents.

Mary, who was once a butcher, now finds herself without a professional haircut.

Currently unmarried, Mary is said to be looking to change that over the next few years. Although rumours abound about Mary, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" has lost all concept of time and space.

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