With one foot in the grave, Mary is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future. Mary - destined for great things from a young age - now finds herself at the top of her game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate. On an auspicious day in 1998, Mary was uncovered by midget-talent scout, not long after winning "world's fattest flower prize" in Melbourne. Mary Stephenson started work as a solicitor; one of those who in their youth went on trial for crimes against humanity, for purchasing pop music. Mary hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an able it guy and a pharmacist.
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