The nutter that is Mary Suarez
Back in 1930, Mary was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by unknown talent scout Mary Brock, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents. Mary, who was once a lawyer, now finds herself without the ability to read a map.
Mary Suarez (one toe permanently stubbed) was raised by obese parents William and Joni Suarez.
Mary hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an up-and-coming teacher. With one foot in the grave, Mary is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.
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| Jocks and bullies: how to destroy their soul from a healthy distance | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 7th February 2025, 01:30 |
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